November 2011
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Kat Dennings has a huge rack, bitch.
children: TRICK OR TREAT!
me: tell me i'm beautiful
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elitistmcrfans reblogged your post: elitistmcrfans reblogged your post: One day at the…
read my motherfucking faq please
i can’t read.
i turned on my submits so send me photos of ur pens
pens* i meant pens
send me photos of your peens
no more answering questions for an hour, suck my dick karp.
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Tyler’s number one turn on is getting farted on/feeling someone’s ass cheeks clenching on his leg.
i almost choked to death on my gum thanks ;klajg23i908gueidjk
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babies still in the womb hmu
we only had 4 trick or treaters omfg.
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Anonymous asked: you're also slightly hilarious y'know
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asktomsbeanie:
Tom doesn’t know what to be for halloween. I’ve suggested numerous costumes, but everything is in something called “slutty.” I don’t know, I want to go trick or treating, but I think he would get arrested for being a slutty hotdog because the skirt comes up way past his knees and nobody wants to see that. Mothers everywhere would be calling the cops for indecent exposure. Anyways,...
im obviously also slightly retarded.
TALK TL OM3 IM BORED
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Caleb: I love your boner and I love you, Chey.
Me: I love your boner and I love you too, Caleb.
*hangs up*
Mom: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
wackzittman:
Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.
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Sarah: Omg, I totally read that as "Should I text Caleb's buttcheeks?"
I almost dropped my laptop, this night just got SCARY!!!
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Watchjoshishollywood:
A Very Joshishollywood Halloween II
