reckless abandon

i forgot when you could do the recommend blogs thing. is that still possible? or did it die with the rest of tumblr?

wwiao:

who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day

No one had humor at my school. Honestly, people got offended at the dumbest shit and thought the most hilarious thing ever was saying “I bet!” or “That’s what she said!” in reply to someone. At least I graduated before memes became super popular where everyone wore shirts with them on it and said things like “Forever ALONE!!!” in the hallway. 

trekoolaid:

i remember during my blink concert someone threw a tampon up on stage and tom just froze there like he was teleported back to 7th grade sex ed class and he had never seen a tampon in his life. 

One time during an assembly in high school I screamed “sexy shorts” at a random kid who was on stage. No one thought it was funny. Actually, everyone in my area stared at me like I was retarded and that was the day I decided to graduate early to get the hell out of there.

I hate how they burn the house down >_

i know, but omg when leo comes in and thinks the mom is just joking then he realizes she passed away. I fucking bawl like a god damn baby.

Whats Eating Gilbert Grape is a great movie, but the ending is so fucking heartbreaking. ;~; I cry EVERY TIME.

iphone420:

i feel bad for you if you arent a sophomore because you dont get to graduate from the class of SWAG 2014 

omfG

8)

the next time layla meets mark i’m going to jump

terraforce:

HE’S WELL HUNG AND I AM HANGING OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

teapayne:

They probably cancelled drake and josh because josh got skinny

jesuschola2:

i once spread a rumor in middle school that this kid fucked shampoo bottles